And then I realized everything you ever said was a lie. “I knew it waa coming but I never prepared myself to how it would feel”
r u from europe because europiece of shit
so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
I’m sorry that you met me."
people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material