i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

diverged:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months