"New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings."
Lao Tzu (via planetaselectricos) ←

And then I realized everything you ever said was a lie. “I knew it waa coming but I never prepared myself to how it would feel”


r u from europe because europiece of shit


so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them


"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

"对不起, 让你遇上了我
I’m sorry that you met me."
(via korean-addicted) ←
"Things just went wrong too many times."
Suicide note of Tony Hancock (1924-1968) ←


people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog


whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material